Friday, 18 October 2013
Gossip Based on Good Oil
A well known blogger has been outed as having a long term affair with his left hand. Asked why the infidelity, when he had a steady relationship with his right? He responded, "it was hopeless in bed and would frequently fall asleep during our lovemaking." His father denied all knowledge of the affair saying, "While we are close, we have Chinese walls around our separate activities."